Comments: Life Through a Teacher's Eyes

Here one:

Good Sir, I will smoke you like the 500 grams of hemp that I currently possess in my locker. Which, I might add, I plan to distribute to my classmates for monetary reward.

Don't Get Dead.

-Busta

Posted by Busta at January 27, 2006 08:03 AM

Or perhaps the old stand-by:

I am going to separate your cranium from your torso without using any edged instruments, and proceed to copulate with the bloody orifice.

Posted by jason alam at January 27, 2006 11:44 AM