More Student Funnies

Student are very, ah, inventive in their use of my vocabulary words. Here's the latest sampling of their range:

They shall abridge your legs for this crime against the King.

The paper towel absolved the juice.

The workers built abridge.

Why do people abstinent on others?

The women was abhor to the man.

The man knew he wasn't going to be able abdicate the size of the fence like he did the first time.

The cat was abstinent to the dogs.